A tall tale  

Unfortunately the translation of jokes is the most difficult. So we ask our english reading visitors to excuse that it hadn' been possible to translate this part of our homepage.

But maybe the following ones out of our daily business can be a compensation:
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old-age pensioner and need it straight away.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.